Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010

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Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

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crackle tit

When a woman's boobs are ashy.

Man ashley has some crackle tits she needs some lotion.

by Casper15 November 18, 2013

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What’s crackling

Crack addicts use this as a way of saying “what’s happening”.

Hi fellow crack head, what’s crackling ?

by A Yorkshire pudding December 31, 2017

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Crackle Back

When you jiz on a girls back, she rubs it in and lets it dry, then arches her back making the jiz "crackle"

"I jizzed all over this girls back and she rubbed it in like a porn star! When she went to get up I heard the dried spooey crackle across her back like a bunch of fire works! What a Crackle Back!

by BD5* February 03, 2012

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