Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010

crackle tit

When a woman's boobs are ashy.

Man ashley has some crackle tits she needs some lotion.

by Casper15 November 17, 2013

Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Crackle Back

When you jiz on a girls back, she rubs it in and lets it dry, then arches her back making the jiz "crackle"

"I jizzed all over this girls back and she rubbed it in like a porn star! When she went to get up I heard the dried spooey crackle across her back like a bunch of fire works! What a Crackle Back!

by BD5* March 7, 2012

What’s crackling

Crack addicts use this as a way of saying “what’s happening”.

Hi fellow crack head, what’s crackling ?

by A Yorkshire pudding December 30, 2017

jackle crackle

some one who steals crack but sucks at it {always getting cought stealing the crack}

Hey Johnny, your brother is a jackle crackle almost stole 300 dollars worth.

by Dan Scritchy January 27, 2007

crackling ass

1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.

2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.

Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"

Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!

by DaMorgans February 25, 2020