crackward

A male who leans towards anal sex with members of the same gender and like to do this as often and frequently as is physically posible for a human being without damage to the producers of the sexual cells that dangle inside their sack

damn u r such a fuckin crackward

by bigyun February 3, 2005

crackadie

A ugly stupid ass white person

Did you see that crackadie over there.

by doodoo8100 July 5, 2009

Crackbandit

A crackhead who stoops to extreme lows by stealing the rock of his fellow crackheads.

"wheres my crack?" "The crackbandit must've struck again!"

by SOLOMONSTER666 February 17, 2015

Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

allahu crackbar

the fun uncle who always brings hard drugs in the most ridiculous way ever

person 1 "remember last night when your uncle burst through the roof with 10 kilos of cocaine strapped to him?"
person 2 "ye he's a real allahu crackbar"

by muhammadt October 16, 2021

cocktard

noun and adj.

1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid

Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.

by definitelymaybe January 26, 2011

crackadingdongdacklin

raver variation of "crackalackin". rhyming suffixes may be added within the "cracka" and "lin"

what is crackadingdongdacklin, beth?

by chinkify July 12, 2003