crackitchitus

(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.

Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D

by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

Crackist

A crackist is one who does crack

Woa, CRACKIST ALERT!

by TheCrackist May 15, 2016

crackained

When someone is under the influence of Crack or Cocaine

i was going to take her home , but she was to crackained

by KS bang u April 16, 2020

crackpipe

hungry? grab a snickers.

bored? grab a crackpipe.

Shit man.. have you seen my crackpipe? i've been looking for it all day.

by ching0 April 11, 2004

Alcho-crackie

(proper noun) Slang for "Albuquerque".

I got so wasted last night in Alcho-crackie!

by Rebel mamma July 5, 2009

Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.

Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.

by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003

lightbulb crackpipe

A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .

"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"

by Daver443 October 30, 2006