by Abe Soong December 6, 2010
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Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."
Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."
Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
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To lack poor judgment when interpreting or exercising law, especially in relation to individual rights.
by philipacamaniac February 28, 2008
Get the suck at the Constitution mug.A form of a consitutional democracy that grants full citizenship and sufferage to humanoid artificial intelligence.
"Well...if you're not in support of the idea for a Constitutional Robocracy then we'll see how much mercy you get during the great machine wars!"
by Jeff M. December 21, 2004
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Originally called the Taxpayers Party, the Constitution Party’s name was coined in 1999, but technically founded in 1992.
The Constitution party’s platform consists of strong social conservatism, mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism, and a non-interventionist (or isolationist to detractors) stance on foreign policy.
Like practically every 3rd party in the United States, the Constitution Party has improved their takings in the 2004 presidential election.
Originally called the Taxpayers Party, the Constitution Party’s name was coined in 1999, but technically founded in 1992.
The Constitution party’s platform consists of strong social conservatism, mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism, and a non-interventionist (or isolationist to detractors) stance on foreign policy.
Like practically every 3rd party in the United States, the Constitution Party has improved their takings in the 2004 presidential election.
Contrary to the beliefs of adolescent anarchists the Constitution Party has nothing to do with Fascism; however it is religious, but not so much more than the Republican Party. The CP does not believe America was founded on Religion, but on specific Bible principles.
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Heather, you're such a Lostitute! Get a job and stop whoring yourself on Austin Hwy on Tuesday nights just so you can watch Lost on Wednesday.
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