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Conservitard

A term used to mock idiot conservatives who still hold transphobic and homophobic views and watch "SJW Owned" compilations in 2022. The especially annoying ones tend to spam hate comments in LGBT creators comment sections causing endless arguments. It's always the same people too, and don't be surprised if they're also racist, sexist, or even a Nazi too. The less annoying ones are the cringe neckbeard that seethe and rage when a minority is added to a piece of media they like, a company openly supports a cause or politition they dont like, or some minor change is added to a media franchise they like (like making Luke's face more androginous in the Star Wars Graphic Novels or having the green M&M wear sneakers instead of heels) causing them to RAGE and SEETHE to the extreme making like 10+ YouTube videos just ranting and fear mongering about the "woke liberal agenda" and it just gets beyond annoying.

TLDR: Conservatives cringe, center left eagletarians based.
Guy 1: Haha trans people should kill themselves and Donald Trump is God!

Guy 2: Ok conservitard.

Guy 1: I'M NOT A CONSERVATIVE!!1! I'M A "CLASSICAL LIBERAL!!!" REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
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Summer Casserole

The production of a particularly vile smelling fart by means of farting into a car seat cushion on a hot summer day before leaving the car. The resulting heat build-up in the closed vehicle bakes the fart which festers into a truly gag-inducing odor upon opening the vehicle.
"OMG! Bob started a summer casserole when we went to eat at the Golden Egg roll on that Sunday when it 105 degrees. We were in there two hours and when we got back to the car, I opened the door and almost lost my lunch!"
by Anglocowboy November 7, 2011
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Chicken casserole

Chicken casserole is the meal of choice of Alabama commit, 5-star, duel sport athlete nose tackle Walter Elwood Scoot, Jr. better known as “jay ahh”
Man jay ahh killed it today. Hes gonna feast on some chicken casserole tonight for sure.
by June yuh fanboy 69 April 19, 2019
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crunchy conservative

Environmentally and socially conscious political conservative. This term was coined by National Review columnist Rod Dreher, and appears in his book, "Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse crowd of countercultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party)."
"'Ewww, that's so lefty,' Dreher's editor at his old National Review job sneered when Dreher said he was picking up some locally grown organic produce. And what's with the sandals I'm wearing, he then thought; am I going liberal? Not a bit, he concluded, though if associating with liberals could help him have healthy, flavorful food and a beautiful, durable home; be involved in his children's education; protect and nurture the environment and other species; and live with religious integrity, then associate, befriend, and work with liberals he would. That made him a crunchy conservative . . ."
by jcwords December 31, 2011
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tuna casserole

A really sloppy, ripe, bacteria infested, hairy, huge vagina.
Man! I took one whiff of her tuna casserole and my penis did a "turtle."
by King of Graphics March 25, 2007
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conservapedia

A fundamentalist Christian wiki encyclopaedia project which promotes Biblical creation and rejects science. Heavily criticised by both conservatives and liberals, it is the subject of ridicule from those who are used to getting information without a heavy dose of fundamentalist hilarity.
Conservapedia says:

1) all kangaroos are descended from a single pair who were on Noah's Ark.
2) gravity is an unproven theory.
2) Einstein's General Relativity "has nothing to do with physics".
3) only followers of Christianity are capable of religious faith
4) atheists are incapable of being moral
5) Jews are "touchy" about the Holocaust
by kronix March 3, 2007
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