coqueton

a flirtatious man who pays attention to the small details; a rico suave who knows how to romanticize a woman; a tease in a playful manner; an expert on how to charm a lady; a dangerous mix of gentleman with player who has got all the smooth moves and witty comebacks that keep a girl intrigued

...ending of convo...
Girl: I've gotta go. (in a coy way) Maybe if you're lucky I'll give you a call when I get out of work tomorrow.
Coqueton: Maybe if your lucky I'll pick up the phone.

by parcera August 16, 2006

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Urethra Conquest

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra

"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"

by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012

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Creature Conquest

A roblox monster-collecting game that uses 2D sprites.

Have you played Creature Conquest yet? I heard they have over 300 creatures!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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croquet

possibly the most kick-ass game ever created. If you do not agree, then you are wrong.

JDB: Man, croquet kicks so much ass.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls.
SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets.
Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong.

by croquetrulezz April 5, 2009

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Risque Croquet

When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet into her Cooch Cannon.

Dude it was so awesome last night when I gave your mom a Risque Croquet!!!!

by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter February 20, 2009

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