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A man who lives in the suburbs who likes to buy things and return them for gay reasons. Mainly someone who has nothing better to do with their money and has no bills to pay.
Sean is a rich cocksucking mother fucker because he bought a treo phone and returned it the very next day.
by bigmike06 September 10, 2006
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poor cocksucking mother fucker

A middle class guy who lives in a suburban area only because he lives with his parents, otherwise he'd be living in a shithole on the south side of Chicago. This candidate also possesses thrifty values and isn't afraid to turn down a movie or mini-golfing with his friends because he feels $7 is too much to have 2 hours of fun. Mainly, someone who has nothing better to do with their money but to save it and never enjoy life.
Mike is a poor cocksucking mother fucker because decided to sit at home online and continually check myspace and facebook instead of spending $7 to have a quality time with his friends.
by SWhockey98 September 11, 2006
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Fucking Cocksucking Cock!

What Peter said when he fell down the stairs the third time
Fuck! Fuck! Goddamn it! Fucking cocksucking cock!
by I eat swag for breakfast October 3, 2017
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Confuckinfuzzled

It should be used to describe a situation where you are confused and fucking puzzled!
Did you understand what he was trying to say? Im confuckinfuzzled!
by fludderbi69 May 27, 2010
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confuckinstruction

Term used to describe the miles of construction zones where the dreaded orange barrels have restricted traffic to one lane but where no one can be found to be actually working.
You have got to be kidding me! We have been stuck in this traffic for almost an hour and there is absolutely no one working anywhere in this entire confuckinstruction zone!
by Camden Seal December 29, 2007
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confucking

confucking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of fucking, or the lack of good fucking.
The confucking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.
by jsquared589 November 17, 2013
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