the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"

Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

2
Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock

by lp2323 July 19, 2014

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009

"cock lock and drop it"

this is where you take a cock and dance with it.

why pop lock and drop it when you can "cock lock and drop it"...

by getitboo222 December 18, 2007

It turned from a cookout into a cock-out

Used humorously to describe a situation that started normal, fun, or chill (like a BBQ with friends), but suddenly went totally out of control, chaotic, or unexpectedly sexual. It plays on the rhyme between cookout (grill party) and cock-out (slang for male genitals being exposed).

"We thought it would just be burgers and beer, but after midnight… it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

"The meeting was fine at first, but when everyone started shouting, it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

by Bestil August 25, 2025

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018