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compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.
"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"
by Aeiouza December 26, 2013
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Compensory

The thing that people think of when they forget the word, "compensatory"
Matthew: Compensory
Madeleine: Don't you mean compensatory?
by meowsies123 October 11, 2019
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Twerkers' compensation

The demand for pain relief for the mind, body, and soul the day after an evening of combining dance (twerk) and alcohol consumption to a point of excess.
"Man, I raged so hard at that Good Charlotte show, I definitely need Twerkers' compensation today."
by The Stafford Executive September 8, 2013
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penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.
He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation
by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005
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compensation

Tit for tat. Quid pro quo. The core drive of western society. That which drives us to do better (or worse). Recompense for a job well (or poorly) done.
I will help you out, but I require some compensation.
by whorian July 12, 2005
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Compensation Brush

an extensive, thorough teeth brushing right before one's dentist appointment; as to make up for the lack of quality brushes prevalent in the past
Due to heavy partying and shear laziness, Joe had to mix in a serious compensation brush to pass off some half-decent dental hygiene before his 12 o'clock appointment.
by Rone Diddy March 15, 2011
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Copenshame

The internalized irrational fear that you might be Copencore
It's just... I mean I guess it's just Copenshame.
by ongodog July 4, 2023
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