Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

condensation

water that evaporates in the clouds and then condenses.

when water from the ocean is taken into the clouds, which is called condensation.

by lovecutie June 1, 2009

Compensation

Corporate language refering to a person's salary, esp. if said salary is ludicrously high and/or the person in question is a celebrity or otherwise someone whose job is also his/her hobby.

Mr. Beckham is guaranteed a total compensation of minimum $4 million per annum under the terms of his new contract, an MLS spokesman said.

by bikeridetothemoon November 8, 2012

Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?

by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005

Comendations

to applause and congratulate some one, old style way of thanks, very usefull in exams

i comend you on a job well done,
my comendations to you sir, a hearty thanks.

by Limbo bob May 25, 2005

Condensation

The form of conversation which takes place with a dense person.

Oh God! I just had the dumbest condensation with Jen

by Smejie April 11, 2010

Compensation cuddles

After sex cuddles to appease the woman.

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.

by Baguette Bumbo March 5, 2019