Cooley Sweats

an overly perspiring gluteus maximus.

Wow all that heat & humidity has given me a serous case of
Cooley Sweats!

by johnnypump February 5, 2010

mary conley

One hot momma! She is always on point with her style. She is a Christ follower, and loves him with all her heart. She has a sweet family. And a cute little dog. She will always bring a smile to your face. She has a good protective sense like a mommy bird. Always have a Mary Conley as a best friend. And find a Mary Conley for you wife.

Mary Conley wifey material.

by Macym15 July 17, 2014

Pulling a Conley

to tell someone to do something and expect them to be a master at it

Sending soldiers to war without training is pulling a Conley.

by Yung Tempurpedic March 27, 2016

Spin-a-cooney

An urban flourish usually excercised in football. The 'Spin-a-cooney' involves the person in possesion of the game ball turning a minimum of 360 degrees, completely unnecceceraly, gaining respect and kudos from fellow teammates.

Whilst the team (being used to playing in the ghetto) celebrated the execution of a Spin-a-cooney, the crowd couldn't help but look onward, bemused.

by Mustard Santa August 5, 2007

Conley'd

The results from failing to use the appropriate amount of any material required to properly do a job. Almost always the fault of a cheap, drunk Irishman.

Guy: Man, Bill totally Conley'd those coals last night at the cookout. It was barely hot enough to cook a bluegill!

Chick: I know, that cheap bastard was drunk as fuck on High Life too.

by Pseudoding July 25, 2011

connley

a 12yrd tool at heart with spartan like abs which only make him more of a tool

look at that connley sexting little girls what a tool

by jesus and rusty schackleford February 23, 2010

coonlet

A cat who is part Maine Coon; either a Maine Coon mix or a Maine Coon cat without papers.

I miss my big coonlet Sylvester. He was such a big baby who thought he was a small boy.

by meow2u3 March 8, 2008