Dread Coof

No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.

"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"

by Bezzle Bedeviled July 11, 2022

cooffer

A man who evokes a certain indescribable feeling of creepiness and douchebag-ity.

Hey kids, stay away from that cooffer over there.

by J-Tro December 7, 2007

Coofy

Coofy :plural coofies A coofy is when you hit some one on the forehead when they make a stupid remark or statement. You can also coofy some one when being sily or stupid.

I gave a coofy to Sandy for saying that two plus two equals 5.
plural sentence: I gave so many coofies today, how many people can be so silly and stupid?!

by njgirl221 July 2, 2014

Coofage

The act of receiving fellatio/head

"Hey man I'm gonna get some coofage tonight"

by Snavy Macc January 12, 2020

Coofer

A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.

Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!

Help get deez coofers away from me!

If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!

I'm a coofer...

Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?

We're all coofers!

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020

coofy

mistaken word for KUFI

Some Muslims wear a kippah equivalent called a kufi. In the United States, the kufi is often associated with Muslims of African descent. A possible origin of this practice is a particular sunnah which states that the followers of Mohammed were never seen without a head covering.citation needed A kufi covers most of the head and is usually white or black.The modern Kufis worn by Muslims were influenced by the kippot worn by the Jews of Arabia

Ima Smack Dat Coofy off yo he4d Beeeoch!

aka Coofy Smack

by myspacecom/bwar June 4, 2007

coofie

a hat that u wear on your head

Yo, I'll smock the coofie off yo head, nigga.

by lil girl May 17, 2005