People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.
by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009
Get the Mongolian contortionists mug.The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
by syrecia February 10, 2008
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according to rabiya
1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747
Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani
1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747
Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani
1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747
by Miron Man October 6, 2008
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My girlfriend said she really missed me last night, so she feel asleep to the saw movies... I'm kinda concored.
by Placibo August 12, 2018
Get the Concored mug.Becoming mentally and physically retarded after taking only a tiny amount of drugs, then pretending everything is fine.
"Faaaark cunt, John got absolutely connored last night! He had half a roundy, spewed on his lap and tried to fight the seccy"
by Jgav April 23, 2020
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