All of the things that we crave and feel that we need, augmented by our sense of isolation, during Pandemic Life.
My Corona comforts consist of a new ritual when I get home from work; I snuggle into my fake fur blankie while devouring a pint of vanilla bean ice cream smothered in melted chocolate, without watching the news, and then I climb into a hot bath prior to some torrid and delicious comfort sex with my sweetheart!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020
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Corona-chan, also known as Wuhan-chan, is an anime-style anthropomorphic representation of the Novel Coronavirus the outbreak of which occurred in the Wuhan province of China in late 2019 and early 2020. The character is usually depicted as a young woman in a traditional Chinese dress holding a bottle of Corona beer.
Anon1: Good luck, Corona-chan! I hope you eliminate humanity!
Anon2: I love you, Corona-chan
Anon3: Just the flu, brah.
Anon2: I love you, Corona-chan
Anon3: Just the flu, brah.
by Fu[n]k My Life February 29, 2020
Get the corona-chan mug.Wanking off so much during your kungflu lockdown you reach that final jerk dry busting leaving the balls empty and sore as fuck.
My roommate finally did the corona dust buster last night. He’s been using an ice pack all day watching Netflix.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
Get the Corona Dust Buster mug.Corona is a city in Riverside County, California. Currently home to 160,000 people, The Circle City continues to rapidly grow due to a number of factors.
First off, Corona is located in a very desirable spot. Situated less than an hour away from the beaches and entertainment of Orange County & Los Angeles, the deserts and snow-capped mountains, Corona is truly in the middle of it all.
Second, Corona provides fairly new, big-sized, and affordable housing to its residents. A nice 4 bedroom home in Corona can be bought for less than $450k. In Orange County or LA $450k will get you a ghetto 2 bedroom home in a questionable area.
Third, Corona is safe and has great schools. All the crime and gangs of LA and the IE do not exist here. Most residents of Corona are decent, middle to upper class, college-educated families that moved here to escape the ridiculously high cost of living in LA and OC. Corona is a really calm and peaceful city where bad things never happen. The worst thing you hear about here is a bad accident on the 91. There are 3 high schools: Corona High, Centennial High, and Santiago High. All of which are great schools with pretty cool and chill people.
Finally, Corona has every store and restaurant that you could possibly imagine. You rarely have to venture out of the city to get something that you need. If its not at Cajalco or Dos Lagos, it'll be at McKinley or on Ontario.
First off, Corona is located in a very desirable spot. Situated less than an hour away from the beaches and entertainment of Orange County & Los Angeles, the deserts and snow-capped mountains, Corona is truly in the middle of it all.
Second, Corona provides fairly new, big-sized, and affordable housing to its residents. A nice 4 bedroom home in Corona can be bought for less than $450k. In Orange County or LA $450k will get you a ghetto 2 bedroom home in a questionable area.
Third, Corona is safe and has great schools. All the crime and gangs of LA and the IE do not exist here. Most residents of Corona are decent, middle to upper class, college-educated families that moved here to escape the ridiculously high cost of living in LA and OC. Corona is a really calm and peaceful city where bad things never happen. The worst thing you hear about here is a bad accident on the 91. There are 3 high schools: Corona High, Centennial High, and Santiago High. All of which are great schools with pretty cool and chill people.
Finally, Corona has every store and restaurant that you could possibly imagine. You rarely have to venture out of the city to get something that you need. If its not at Cajalco or Dos Lagos, it'll be at McKinley or on Ontario.
Another thing worth mentioning is the diversity of the city. West Corona, (Green River/Sierra del Oro area) is right on the border of Orange County and has a high percentage of Whites. Central Corona is the oldest part of the city where most residents are Hispanics. South Corona (south of Ontario) is the newest part of the city and also home to the wealthiest residents and multi-million dollar mansions. North and East Corona are mostly middle-class with more Asians and Blacks.
All this being said, Corona is quite possibly one of the greatest cities in Riverside County and the Inland Empire!
I live in Corona, California.....Where the mountains are visible from any part of the city...Where the weather is perfect all year long...Where the air is fresh and the people are down-to-earth...Where there is a strong sense of community...Where I can afford to own a large house with a pool...Corona is my home :)
All this being said, Corona is quite possibly one of the greatest cities in Riverside County and the Inland Empire!
I live in Corona, California.....Where the mountains are visible from any part of the city...Where the weather is perfect all year long...Where the air is fresh and the people are down-to-earth...Where there is a strong sense of community...Where I can afford to own a large house with a pool...Corona is my home :)
by cali4life November 14, 2013
Get the Corona, California mug.Similar to the turkey dump, occurring during the Covid-19 (aka SARS-COV-2 and Coronavirus) global pandemic where couples who are:
1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or
2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.
Due to social distancing this:
1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or
2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.
1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or
2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.
Due to social distancing this:
1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or
2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.
by AliveAhaFuck March 24, 2020
Get the corona dump mug.That constipated turd that’s got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.
I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonald’s drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.
by Dick Onchin April 23, 2020
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