Conrad

a kind loving boy who always lightens up your day and you always want to spend more time with him

person 1:me and my cousin went to go see conrad today
person 2: omg your so lucky. i love conrad

by fin. conrads bro November 23, 2020

Conrad

All-around good person and basically a semi-god.
Good with children (making them)

Man, I wish I was like Conrad

by DefinitelyNotConrad November 19, 2018

Conrad

A stiffy, hard-on, erection.

"Bro I've got the biggest conrad"
"Bro"
"Bro"
"No homo bro"

by neo noodle May 18, 2019

conrad

someone who is a geek BUT only a lil bit

Dean West. who i decided is gunna dye his hair navy blue. =D
CONRAD

by LaineMarieHoward.com September 22, 2006

Conrad

Conrad is a nice guy who has a big ego, but when he meets someone he really likes, he's the nicest person on earth to them. He'll always put up a fight and perhaps encourage fights too. If you know a Conrad, be prepared for someone with a big ego, but don't worry, once you get close, you'll find him to be the nicest guy ever.

Guy 1: "Conradddddd!!! You got such a big ego bro!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, you do, but you're a nice guy!"

by sixfoottentoes August 31, 2020

conrad

the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded

dude can i have another handful of goldfish?

Dude you already had five handfuls! dont conrad me!

by theEaSTer BuNny October 14, 2010

conrade

(n)
the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.

a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language

Though Felix , the wannabe air cadet, would pass as a communist in speech. He'd fail in typing when referring to Mao as "conrade" because he clearly cant spell.

by ak March 8, 2005