Crispy concords

Kate's boyfriend

Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather

by Your real name321 December 14, 2020

westie condom

A condom made from plastic cling wrap and an elastic band.

She's getting child support on top of the dole because Shane used a westie condom.

by Gareth Utley August 16, 2005

Condom

Haven't you heard?

If you're gonna make LOVE,

WEAR a GLOVE!!!

CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,

So you Better WEAR a LATEX,

Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,

That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!

Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!

My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!

Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."

Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."

Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."

by Q. Jakers August 12, 2009

Nebraskan Condom

1. A plastic bag filled with wet corn that is used for Nebraskan sex, or fishing.

Trevor is using his Nebraskan condom to catch some spoonies at the river

by FfruitCakeE August 10, 2009

cojonóhahen

A Jílfreich term which means "bro" or friend.

dude 1: cojonóhahen you look amazing

dude 2: thanks cojonóhahen, you too

by Jílfreich December 28, 2013

broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.

Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

Roblox condo games

A Roblox game where a bunch of hormonal 13 year olds go to masturbate to virtual Lego figures. The people there are mostly ignorant, narrow minded and rude.

Hormonal 13 year old kid: Yo wanna f*** some hot chicks on Roblox condo games?

Kid with intact dignity: Nah bro I'm not jacking it to virtual Lego figures.

by Dignity is good, dont lose it. January 7, 2021