Conjisult

Almost like a code or even a new language. This is the joining of two or more words (usually insults) to achieve ultimate stealth slagging. To keep things subtle two words are probably better although using multiple funny insults can create some epic conjisults.

(Bill) Dude I like invented the best Conjisult ever...

(Ted) Go on...

(Bill) Bunt Ficker!

(Ted) Meaning???

(Bill) Bum Cunt Fanny Licker!

by WossyWouchen October 26, 2009

conjungulated

To be conflicted or confused about something. Maybe upset.

Geez Connor, I’m Conjungulated because you don’t think it’s a real word.

“Frozen Peaches”...Jaylen, I’m Conjungulated as to why that word is so funny.

by Jay Gottablast April 23, 2019

Subordinating Conjunctions

A word or phrase that links a dependent clause to an independent clause. This word or phrase indicates that a clause has informative value to add to the sentence's main idea, signaling a cause-and-effect relationship or a shift in time and place between the two clauses.

Some common subordinating conjunctions include...although, while, when, whenever, where, wherever, before, and after.

by Pp word Boy Selina February 14, 2022

Collatz Conjecture

Collatz Conjecture is a math equation created by mathematician Lothar Collatz in 1937. The math problem instructions are to input any number.

If the number is odd you multiply by 3 and add 1.

If the number is even you divide by 2.

You will soon end up in the 4, 2, 1 loop. This math problem has not been solved yet

Hey, do you know how to work the Collatz conjecture?

by Noah Armon June 1, 2022

Lalani-Frank Conjecture

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"

(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.

by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011

Conjuguemos

The worst site known to man. From the site's design to the programming shit is all the eye can see. This site is known for being poorly made and being the subject of countless scenes of rage. I beg you, never visit this site.

>pic not related

Person 1: Slavery was really bad.
Person 2: Bet it's not as bad as Conjuguemos.

by popbob February 9, 2017

conjack

Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.

Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!

by WM233 October 1, 2010