The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.
Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'
Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'
Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'
by Mrcrapper November 2, 2010
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by Wayne Jones September 12, 2005
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A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.
by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006
Get the The Contraption mug.Procreation is for a couple who is planning on such situation. Concreation is either people who didn't plan on a child or by certain standards.....shouldn't have a baby.
Karl, your sister just had a baby! Congrats!
Yeah well, she's dumb as a rock and I fear for the baby's upbringing.
Karl, your sister just had a baby! Congrats!
Yeah well, she's dumb as a rock and I fear for the baby's upbringing.
by SSBrando March 27, 2010
Get the Concreation mug.Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.
by oracle April 12, 2006
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John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?"
Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"
John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."
Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"
John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."
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Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.
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