Cowfuckers

"Describes Asian Hindu Indians who worship the bovine species to such an extreme extent that there is a natural assumption, that they, (hindu indians) would rather have sex with a cow then eat it"

Homer Simpson said to Bupu, "Well your people are a bunch of dot headed cowfuckers!"

by Ralph the misanthropic racist April 29, 2007

Confuckerated

Means the same as fucked up but sounds cooler, like how bitch is a cooler word for female.

Man 1: This is so fucked up.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.

by cheesemastersam November 5, 2008

confucked

mixture of fucked and confused. use wisely:

you are one confucked mofo.
or:
wow that chem test really confucked me.

by Nora Sexy Thang January 14, 2004

rem manus conficere

to finish the hand job!!

rem manus conficere bitch

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

confucked

describes the feeling of being to fucking confused.

wow, guys, im too confucked to do anything else.

by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005

cornfucker

One who fucks corn with great ardor and zeal.

Jeez, Antu, you're such a cornfucker.

by Derek G July 16, 2008

Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.

(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."

by emilynashea May 24, 2014