confuckted

when something becomes so fucked up there is no possible solution; a pile up; a tangled mess; a gaggle-fuck; an impossible situation.

Lance's already shakey marriage became even more confuckted when his wife caught him in bed with her brother Bruce and the neighbor's cat.

by YoungZ July 11, 2006

Confucked

To be confused beyond all help.

Guy 1: Did you get #12 on the Trigonometry test?
Guy 2: No dude, I was totally confucked!

by Imanasaur January 17, 2011

Conceited

Someone who believes they are above everyone else, and fails to see they are really a pathetic little attention seeking whore. The only people who can't see through they're little acts are the really desperate guys she flirts with all the time.

Like Jade and Tigwell

Jade: Oh my God, everyone at this party is like totally jealous of me, coz they aren't as hot as me, you think I'm hot don't you?

Hot guy: Ummm, I'm gonna go get a drink....

Ugly guy: Yeah, I totally agree with you Jade, you are the hottest girl at this party.

(Later on, hot guy talks to his girlfriend)

Girlfriend: I saw that cunt Jade talking to you, but I also saw you walk away, thank you.

Hot guy: I hate her, she's so conceited the fucking dirty whore.

by Amy_1985 October 6, 2008

conceited

thinks teh earth revolves around you

I'm not conceited bitch, I'm just awesome!"

by Hulia Hotpants January 20, 2005

conceited asshole

A person or individual who exhibits traits of cockiness or smugness. A condescending individual.

Due to Brian's expansive vocabulary & vain demeanor, David believed him to be a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 28, 2015

Conceited

to be proud of oneself, commonly known as a Tanya.

Wow look at all those pictures she takes of herself.
Dude, she is so conceited!
no wonder her name is Tanya!

by Mariah Posey August 24, 2017

conceited guy

A guy who is mostly a prep or a wannabe prep and thinks that hes everything and every girl wants him and he thinks hes so hot and cool but some people really find him as a jerk and he thinks hes too cool to talk to a non-popular person.

Matt: oh man all the girls want me i'm so awesome. I bet they all want to bang me.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.

by Random Chick5499 November 27, 2013