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Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013
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Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.
1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."
by SRTunak April 4, 2010
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Comcastic

Adjective meaning really, really shitty.
I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic.
by Leah hates you all April 9, 2006
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Cocaine Voltron

A group orgy involving the use of cocaine. There comes a point when everyone meshes together and becomes one.
When we go to Vegas next year we're going to form a Cocaine Voltron.
by Bryter August 28, 2012
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Liquified Cocaine

Unlike the Liquid Cocaine drink/shot you get at a bar, this is actually the liquified version of pure cocaine.
Liquified Cocaine is basically the simple mixture of Cocaine and some water, mixed together very well. You can also add juices instead for extra flavour.
(It is to note that it is an illegal drug.)
Jonathan: Eyyy, Man.
Bob: Yes, Man?
Jonathan: This new Liquified Cocaine is actually really good! I've heard you can now drink it!
Bob: EYYY, MAN!
Jonathan: IT EVEN REACHES YOUR BRAIN FASTER THAN SNORTING IT!
by JustDacia March 2, 2021
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Poor man's cocaine

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.
Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?
by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023
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