comparing

From the word comparison.

Comparing oneself to anything is an act of violence against the self.

by Judo70 May 15, 2016

Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.

Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.

by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008

Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018

Cottaging

Cottaging, the act of standing in a plastic bag whilst acts of buggery are performed on you by another in a public convenience cubicle.

We caught some dirty buggers cottaging in the bogs in the park last night.

by Benson August 13, 2003

Female Cottaging

Random sexual lesbian encounter carried out within public toilets.

Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.

Girl 1 Hey did you know Gloria and Maggie were Female Cottaging in the staff toilet?
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag

by Heloby October 29, 2012

Communing with Nature

Back in the day, we used to refer to the product of being smoking pot as being stoned. Then one day our friend John decided that we were not smoking. We were "communing with nature." We adapted this into our lexicon. Now, when we refer to smoking, we speak of "communing" (instead of smoking) or being "communed" (instead of being "stoned"). I much prefer my version of the smoking to the average words.

John is always stoned. He's been communing with nature alot lately.

by Communing with Haven July 20, 2008

cottaging

British/Canadian term for going to the cottage, chalet or camp located in a rural or semi-rural area.

We're going cottaging for the long weekend.

by new_world_wanker August 8, 2007