coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.

Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"

by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

coma nap

A nap lasting 3-5 hours where the person falls into a deep sleep and wakes up feeling they emerged from a coma.

Work drained me today. When I got home I coma napped and woke up to 6 missed calls and 17 texts.

by Trappstar11 May 18, 2016

Coma Fogle

A sick and twisted old man from Ansonia, Connecticut that is a narcissist and preys on young vulnerable women.

Oh look! There goes Coma Fogle with his next victim to use and abuse, I'm sure he will beat on her too like he did with other women after doing a line of coke in his dusty room in a drug infested house.

by Coma Fogle August 27, 2023

Coma Sutra

Having sex with someone who is in a coma/vegetative state. Since they are limp you can do whatever you want with them short of pulling the plug.

Chad went to the hospital and sex with more stroke patients. He gave them the "Coma Sutra."

by Jimmyjoe1115 January 3, 2011

Coma Ben Laden

A state of body and mind where a person goes into a comatose state after a night of drinking and smoking. The person is usually found slouched in a chair or lying on the ground, unresponsive, and with eyes shut or nearly so but yet still trying to be a part of said party. Named after me since it was such a common occurrence.

Ty: What happened to Ben?
AJ: He went Coma Ben Laden on us.

by Ben DeBliek Anderson April 7, 2008

Coma Party

When you party so hard and drink so much that you pass out, waking up and not remembering what happened.

Tonight is going to be a coma party!

by WordCreator13 August 4, 2010