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coloptimize

Coloptimize means completely making someone useless by making them do something else.
"Bob, can you get me a soda?"
"Sorry Jim, I'm coloptimized right now."
by Heyzeus Crizto February 22, 2014
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collaption

1. A state of disorganization, disorientation or disarray that has achieved critical mass and become self-perpetuating.
2. To disorganize and/or destroy something to the point of unusability or unrecognisability.
That night was a total collaption. I had no idea what was going on.

I'll collaption your face!
by csdlaidlaw July 8, 2007
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The Collapse™

The Collapse™ refers to the nefarious end of the financial world where for reasons never fully explained, yet cherishingly held, the world of finance, commerce and organization collapses into a hybrid of post industrialized fiefdoms ruled by wandering warlords and other bad men.
After The Collapsehenchmen will be a viable asset class.
by EricTheOracle May 28, 2011
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collipark

Collipark, a Rap producer, also known as Mr. Collipark was formerly known as Dj Smurf. He's known for signin tha YinG YanG twins back in '97 and producing songs such as "I Yi Yi", and "Wait (The Whisper Song)." He is now the CEO Of his own Collipark Records. He's collaborated with Pall Wall, Lil' Jon, Mike Jones, and other artists.
Mr. Collipark is the CEO of Collipark Records and he’s a multi-platinum producer and songwriter.
by MuRdA Esquire May 3, 2006
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Collapse

To fall, especially something that was once sturdy.
DM: Hey, that building collapsed!

OOTTGHOOG: Like your hopes of getting a date?

DM: Yes.
by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005
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Colloquialitist

(Ca-low-kwee-ahl-leet-ist) A portmanteau of "colloquial" and "elitist". A Colloquialitist is a person who believes in maintaining the use of formal or "proper" English words. This usually applies to both speech and writing, although some are only concerned with one or the other. The colloquialitist can often be recognized by their use of the phrase "that's not a word" upon being confronted with non-standard or colloquial English words or phrases.

Writing-centric colloquialitists often take opposition toward what they regard as improper contractions, such as "gonna" or "wanna" (terms spelled as the writer speaks them, rather than in their correct written form of "going to" and "want to") or toward verb tenses that they feel are incorrect – such as "snuck" instead of "sneaked". Knowingly or not, colloquialitists of this type are moving against the evolution of language, and often irritate people who use colloquial terms, slang words, or simply a different dialect of English to the colloquialitist in their writing.

Speech-oriented colloquialitist's arguments typically regard pronunciation – such as "both" being pronounced "bolth". This type of colloquialitist may not understand that the pronunciation in question might be correct in the speaker's own dialect or area, or believes that only their own dialect is correct.

This term should not be confused with "grammar-Nazi", or applied to people who oppose provably incorrect use of language such as spelling errors.
Man 1: Did you know that Jennifer Garner argued with Conan O'Brien last night on whether or not "snuck" was a word? She insisted that it wasn't, and said that since Conan went to Harvard he should know better.
Man 2: I bet he didn't take that well.
Man 1: No he did not. He got out a dictionary and read the definition of "snuck" to her face on air.
Man 2: Serves her right for being such a colloquialitist.
by Astrolounge August 14, 2010
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cellophane

The plastic wrap around a pack of ciggarettes. A lot of times used as a "baggie" for marijuana.
"Yo, let me get that cellophane for my eighth."
by MuddyBarkus2 October 2, 2008
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