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Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.
Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!
by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009
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Firing on all cylinders

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%
Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders
by smoking_acez May 1, 2018
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clit commander

Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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Colindres

When somebody likes their own status update on Facebook (especially chronically).
You see that Nehemias over there pulled another Colindres on that pancake booty photo blog he posted?
by Massive Sigh June 23, 2012
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Commander Cool

A.K.A. "The Robbie"

He's like Batman and Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to walk the Earth.

In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "cool" just know that Commander Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.

He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles Davis

Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.
That Commander Cool Guy is the greatest!

Gerow is the farthest thing from Commander Cool as physically possible.
by Kramerica May 9, 2005
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commander keen

One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...
by p00flake July 13, 2006
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