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cloyster

Cloysters are human excrement in one of 2 forms, varying in quality and size depending on the type and maturity of the cloyster as well as its broad chemical compostion.

1. Inner cloyster - An internal conglomerate of fecal matter that may have taken years to accumulate in the lower bowel.
These are typically "high quality cloysters" and are usually much smaller in size and denser than outer cloysters.

2. Outer cloyster - often occuring on people who have not had a shower for a couple of weeks. These are also often referred to as "inferior cloysters" and are usually dry and light in colour.

Note: There may also be a book detailing the physical properties and variation of cloysters and details how to grow your own.
Inner cloysters are a relatively new discovery compared to outer cloysters which have been known for many millenia.
by co, supG June 11, 2006
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colesterol queen

When someone eats so enough colesterol to clog a cows heart and then gives dietary advise.
The professor is a such a colesterol queen he eats enough fat to make an Ethiopian obese, can't understand why his blood pressure is skyrocketed, and tells everyone else how to lose weight.
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When a female is riding a male reverse cowgirl style, and forces ejaculation by squeezing his testicles to the strongest extent of her muscles.
He was having a great time in bed, until she gave him a coltbuster.
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Cloyster

When your vagina becomes really hard.
I got a cloyster last night.
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Coyster

When you rub one out through your jeans and end up with a big wet oyster in your pants.
Hey did you hear Kyle talking about rubbing one out through his jeans while driving home from work? He ended up with a big wet oyster in his pants. He rubbed out a coyster.
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Coyster

When you rub one out through your pants and end up with a big wet oyster in there.
Hey did you hear Kyle talking about rubbing one out through his pants on the drive home from work. He had a huge wet coyster in his pants.
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Cobster

Someone who poor work, rigger, butcher, shotty work, inferior workmanship, chisler, Loki.
That guy is a cobster.
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