The Long Arm of Coincidence

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020

urban dictionary coincidence

While editing, coming across a word you had submitted yourself weeks earlier.

Wow, I'm judging my own word! What an urban dictionary coincidence! approve approve approve!

by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011

Coincidence

No bitch and sometimes it's not. It's not a coincidence you don't care whether or not she's fucking the retard and you likely KNOW she's fucking the retard from seeing the situation from 3rd person perspective. You don't care and you want to punish me for EVEN DARING TO CARE.

Hym "I'm acting in accordance with my own will. It's no coincidence that that the double standards exists. My crime is caring whether or not she's fucking the retard and taking steps to catch her. That is all. You're acting like a wo.an who gets caught cheating except by proxy."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Coincidence

Something that doesn't connect between A and B, and doesn't appear to relate between the two, if it does at all.

It doesn't seem to be any coincidence that both officers involved in Minneapolis area killings were senior officers and not newcomers. Perhaps someone (benefitted from) wanted newcomers to be given more of a chance than the old school officers, to be thought by the public to be safer and somehow more trustworthy.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Coincidence

A gathering of high-power Jews.

Did you see that photo of Epstein with Dershowitz, Pinker, and Summers?

Ya, what coincidence.

by freyan November 24, 2023

Coinciditis

An increasingly common disease that causes sufferers to die suddenly. First noticed in 2021, experts are baffled as to the cause. Some think it could be a virus but anecdotal evidence suggests it is self inflicted by participating in medical experiments. Coinciditis most often strikes normally healthy people in their 20's to 40's.

Did you see the 28 year old soccer player who died suddenly during practice? He must have had coinciditis.

by Conservative Couch January 28, 2024

coincidence

coincidence is not a coincidence but it is a cruel truth

coincidence is not a coincidence but it is a cruel truth

by SamMafian March 23, 2022