Cognitive Nutsack

Someone who learned about MBTI and thinks they're a master in psychology. They think their personality(which they picked out biasedly) is the master race and has no clue what cognitive functions are. They are most likely spotted in the wild saying they have an MBTI consisting of an N because they heard intuitives have a high IQ.

Girl "I think the reason I kind make friends is because I'm an INFJ and everyone is scared of my intellect."
Psychologist "Oh shit you're a Cognitive Nutsack."

by Mai Ting Long April 25, 2020

cognitive orgasm

An extreme chemical reaction in the brain, resulting from an intellectual discovery or thought, which mimics an orgasim in the body.

*The term distant relative is "Cognitive Disequilibriun" which was founded by development psychologist, Jean Piaget

I just had a cognitive orgasm when I heard that scientists found anti matter utilizing the Hadron Collider

by Lenny Klever May 2, 2011

Cognitive Dissonance

The paradoxical belief that Marxism and Communism lead to the dissolution of Government.

Which happens a lot, because the only historical examples of people to totally overthrow and eliminate government were communistic or directly Marxist. How does that fact give me cognitive dissonance?

by YourConscience March 16, 2019

cypriot coincidence

when you hear something for the first time, and then almost immediately hear it again.

9AM: "hey, did you hear Jill is going to Cyprus for her honeymoon? Cypriots are hot!"

thinking...wow, I never realized that people from Cyprus are called Cypriots

12PM: "Let's go to that restaurant that has Cypriot food..."

shocked... i just learned the word today! what a cypriot coincidence!

by fluggerbug July 20, 2009

Clonicide

The wanton killing of one's own clone.
To kill one's own clone for reasons other than organ-harvesting.

Jerry killed his clone in cold-blood and was charged with clonicide.

by TAMtastic November 23, 2009

Mustard Coincidence

A 'Mustard Coincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.

A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.

Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV

You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.

This is the Mustard Coincidence.

by c--b April 25, 2010

cognitive dissonance

Justin Trudeau's reaction to the death of Fidel Castro

'It is with deep sorrow that I learned today of the death of Cuba's longest serving President,'
'We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.'

etc, etc.
yep this is called cognitive dissonance.

by i don't have a nickname November 27, 2016