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Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.
Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”
by Im0ster December 2, 2020
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catastrophe

A real elmore like with hurricane katrina. Can happen in nature or can be a human fuck up or some combination thereof.
Katrina was a natural catastrophe made worse by how Bush elmored it up.
by Mmmm Lewinsky October 9, 2007
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Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions
An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
by Angus Beare December 15, 2008
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Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.
GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!
by joecuervo March 21, 2004
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Catastrophe Conservative

Someone who believes major economic decline is eminent leading to the end of the US Dollar as we know it.
A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.
by no know March 14, 2011
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Colastrophe

The principle theory of heteroepitaxially-based probabilistic failure that you can't stop, literally and can also be used to describe the visible display of probabilistic (i.e. Internaly motivating factors with excessive patterns) scatter phase of lasers may induce visual artifacting in cognitive reasoning and delay discrete resolution in characterization.
The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..
by Hell00000 October 25, 2019
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Catastrophe

A group of three or more Karens. Cf. a pod of whales, a gaggle of geese, etc.
My boyfriend and I sat down to eat our lunch but didn’t notice the Catastrophe of Karens at the table next to us until it was too late. They were discussing how the “African girl” behind the counter only gave them one packet of mayonnaise each and deciding who was going to tell the manager.
by HM2013 July 23, 2020
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