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Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.
I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.
by AirNomad October 19, 2022
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Cocomelon man

A large beast that jerks off to cocomelon in the closet of your bedroom.
by MilkyMilky69 February 7, 2022
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Cocomelon Kid

Deadass quackity.. nothing else. Its just quackity. He is a fucking IPad kid and a cocomelon kid...
Quackity watches cocomelon
Offically a cocomelon kid
mugGet the Cocomelon Kidmug.
Something that a person would say if they know mama coco and cocomelon (especially if mama coco was from smash bros), they would make something goofy like "cOcOmElOn MaMa CoCo SmAsH BrOs"
John: Yo wassup dawg
Finger: cocomelon mama coco smash bros
John: I'll just, be right here okay?
Finger: c o c o m e l o n m a m a c o c o s m a s h b r o s
by seraam_thgiN October 6, 2022
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Cocomelon

Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist
Cocomelon
by Just_a_Guy624 May 9, 2023
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cocomelon

A nightmare created by children, and liked by children.
Kid: CocomElON!!!! yeeee
Parents: Ah shit, here we go again.
by NotANormalPerson July 30, 2023
mugGet the cocomelonmug.

picking a cocomelon

putting an extremely bingeable tv show/ similar youtube videos on the tv as background noise while doing something else, i.e. crafting, smoking weed, etc.
โ€œwould you mind picking a cocomelon while i pack a bowl? i think i wanna watch Seinfeldโ€
by risso08 November 29, 2024
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