Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.

I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.

by AirNomad October 19, 2022

Cocomelon man

A large beast that jerks off to cocomelon in the closet of your bedroom.

AHHHH!!! It’s cocomelon man!!!

by MilkyMilky69 February 7, 2022

Cocomelon Kid

Deadass quackity.. nothing else. Its just quackity. He is a fucking IPad kid and a cocomelon kid...

Quackity watches cocomelon
Offically a cocomelon kid

by 𝐋𝖔𝐯𝖎𝐧𝖌♡︎𝐖𝖎𝐥𝖇𝐮𝖗 December 30, 2021

Cocomelon mama coco smash bros

Something that a person would say if they know mama coco and cocomelon (especially if mama coco was from smash bros), they would make something goofy like "cOcOmElOn MaMa CoCo SmAsH BrOs"

John: Yo wassup dawg
Finger: cocomelon mama coco smash bros
John: I'll just, be right here okay?
Finger: c o c o m e l o n m a m a c o c o s m a s h b r o s

by seraam_thgiN October 6, 2022

Cocomelon

Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist

Cocomelon

by Just_a_Guy624 May 9, 2023

cocomelon

A nightmare created by children, and liked by children.

Kid: CocomElON!!!! yeeee
Parents: Ah shit, here we go again.

by NotANormalPerson July 30, 2023

picking a cocomelon

putting an extremely bingeable tv show/ similar youtube videos on the tv as background noise while doing something else, i.e. crafting, smoking weed, etc.

“would you mind picking a cocomelon while i pack a bowl? i think i wanna watch Seinfeld”

by risso08 November 29, 2024