cocktwattle

Cocktwattle is basically the combination of dickhead and twat.

Kiean you are acting like a cocktwattle. Please stop.

by averagecockconsumer December 30, 2023

cockwaste

A person or institution that has the potential to be very helpful but instead fails; instead of "Creating or changing a life", they just become "jizz on your face".

1. The cop who responded to the 911 call but went to the wrong address and shot the family dog is a real cockwaste.

2. After I paid my bill in full, the billing department still sent me to collections; that office is a bunch of cockwastes.

by isaycake August 10, 2016

cocktwattling

Wearing miniature shuttlecock caps on the penis

Cocktwattling's totally in my bag babe.

by Twattlecock June 1, 2018

cockwambler

YUNG GRUG IS A BLOODY FACKIN COCKWOMBLER!!!!!!!

Yung Grug is the worst cockwambler.

by swagdaddy774 May 12, 2021

Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.

Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*

by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022

Cocksettle

To settle in a relationship for a smaller penis than desired.

"I liked Brad, but he has a small penis."
"Girl, I think you should cocksettle."

by Speakseasy May 20, 2024

Cockwaffler

NORTHERN IRISH SLANG

A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.

"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"

by Maddalious September 15, 2025