Cockwomble

An utterly worthless individual

David Cameron is nothing but a cockwomble

by Darmtoerist September 15, 2016

Cockwomble

A man who has sex with multiple woman but not at the same time. They usually have a long term partner & likes to pretend they're happy but really he's sticking his c**k in other women.

Did you hear about Philip? he's been a cockwomble again!
Oh fgs! Why can't he just be faithful to one person.
You know a cockwomble thinks with the wrong head!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn August 30, 2022

cockamole

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.

We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.

by partytrap June 3, 2010

Cackwomble

Like Cockwomble, Cackwomble is an insult that is directed at females of a dislikeable disposition.

She is a complete cackwomble.

by the patrol April 1, 2015

Cockwaffle

it doesn't taste like poptarts

You fucking cockwaffle, what did you do that for?

by Pinkey12 June 9, 2018

cockamoleoweenie

When you eat seafood that has been stored on a boat with only two or three pieces of ice.

I ate a seafood gumbo salad at the Voodoo Gumbo and got cockamoleoweenie.

by rhaf3 June 28, 2018

cockwomblingspunkflute

(noun) A person, more often male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or spouting constant untruths while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance as well as a desperate need to fit in

Stefan is a cockwomblingspunkflute of the highest order!

by RectileDysfunktion May 13, 2020