cockstaggeringly

'A truly dreadful word which whilst trying to portray something as amazing infact conveys the exact opposite message'

We are collectively geeked out of our frickin’ gourds to announce that New Exciting Brewery will be launching our cockstaggeringly gorgeous cans throughout exciting West coast city on anytime soon.

by Mr Hefty October 1, 2013

crackstache

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.

Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.

by Sajek January 12, 2008

cockache

Chronic frustration. A source of cockache can also be called a cockache.

Reading trollish comments on my youtube video is a total cockache.

My ex won't return the CDs I lent him when we were dating. What a cockache!

by PartsPerBillion November 23, 2011

cockache

It's basically a literal translation of two words put in one = cock + ache. It refers to lack of pain in your cock regardless of sex. It means that you are neutral to the situation and OWNING it big. I said BIG!

I have a cockache towards his crapolicious attitude.

by fuzija August 2, 2010

Cockroaches

cockroaches : the worst STD that a girl can ever have.

kimbo: yo that bitch is hot.
terrence: nah bro yu dont even wanan fuck wit that.
kimbo: why?
terrence: yo. bro. i hear she got cockroaches.
kimbo: AUGH NAH BRO FUCK THAT BITCH

by Rloger April 17, 2010

mockstache

noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.

Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.

or

Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.

by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010

cockstalker

Women who stalk cock

If you leave me I will stalk your for your cock! I will become a cockstalker from addiction.

by Rumbolator May 14, 2011