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Cockbooty

Jake Paul and Logan Paul are cockbootys and can fuck a cucumber
by ThEpAuLsWiLlSuCkAcOck.con January 20, 2020
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Texan cockshot

Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.
Dad gave himself a texan cockshot, that is why you are adopted
by Barberella April 12, 2020
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cocksmooch

(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick.

(n) A brown-nose

(n) Someone who kisses ass with management

(n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance.

(n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.
I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.
by Fletcher Jenkins April 18, 2008
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cockabootydoodoo

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door
that girl did the cockabootydoodoo
by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008
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Cocknot

cocknot /kok-not/ adjective

- adjective

1. symbolically having a penis in a knot or a knotted penis thus indicating diminished manhood for all purposes.

2. To be a complete idiot.
1-
Dumbass A: Homo!
Dumbass B: Queer!
Dumbass A: Faggot!
Dumbass B: Cocknot!

Homie A: Yo eva since he been with that biatch we don see his ass no moe'.
Homie B: She has him pussywhipped dawg!
Homie A: He is a cocknot! That's what he is! A cocknot!!!

2-
Man: Hey you wanna see me stick this dime up my nose ?
Woman: don't be a cocknot!
by Taurus_3579 August 18, 2010
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cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.
Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.
by Michael March 11, 2003
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cocknotized

When a woman is so caught up with herself that all she thinks about is cock and doesnt care how she gets it, sort of like hypnotized but having to do with cock.
"Man that girl was so cocknotized that she had sex with a donkey last night."
by Tsquared November 30, 2007
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