Cockfee

When your have sex and your cup of coffee in the morning

Ana: how is your morning going?
Aimee: I got my cockfee fix, so I guess it's pretty great!

by Alovee1 February 4, 2017

Cockpenis

Cockpenis

Cockpenis

by Analsludge November 19, 2020

cockpiece

Also the etmylogical root of the name "musicboy". Describes the actions of one who spends his mornings listening to Dvorak and his nights by the men's urinal in Clapham Common. Typified by an inability to make decent jokes and a small reproductive organ.

An observer: "Musicboy - you're a cockpiece."

Musicboy: "Yes I know! Have you heard my latest symphony, I made it in the shower!"

An observer:"Liar, for a start, you couldn't fit in the shower"

by rudeboy August 1, 2004

Cockseed

1. Sperm

2. The opposite of starseed.

1. She swallowed all my cockseed.

2. I'm not an alien , I was born from cockseed

by Yogilicious May 23, 2014

Cockleech

A woman who financially drains a man without providing anything, sexual or otherwise to the relationship.

Matt's fiance Krista doesn't work, has no kids, is addicted to opiates, doesn't put out, and has a terrible shopping habit, what a cockleech!

by darkangeline September 2, 2014

cuckpeeping

in the among us game, watching and pressuring two or more people in a room doing their task in order to find the imposter.

i was cuckpeeping in front of the admin room while people doing their tasks.

by Rifolium October 10, 2020

Cockee

An abbreviation for a cocktail

Hey Jo, fancy a cockee?

It’s Saturday night, let’s get on the cockees’!

George, it’s cockee time!

by Chillypop January 31, 2021