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Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt cleavage while bending over in low-rise jeans.
Bob saw Becky bending down to grab her purse and couldn't help but notice she was having a crackcident.
by Michaeladt January 8, 2009
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cockydent

Not cocky or Confident, but a little bit of both
Calvin is not cocky nor confident, he's cockydent
by SexyKat7 December 7, 2015
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Cockcentric

One whose Identity and relationship to the world is centered around his genitals.
'He never stops talking about his sexual conquests...he's so cockcentric'.

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by Aurora Blew February 11, 2017
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Self Cockfidence

When a male is comfortable with removing his clothes, or not wearing underwear (free balling) because he has a big penis, and knows it.
Dude, did you hear Tyler suprise stripped for that foreign girls birthday party?" "Damn, Tyler has serious self cockfidence.
by CockyandIknowit April 14, 2011
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Coincident

The dent ALREADY ON the exact spot of the car you near nearly drove into.
"I was on my way down to the Yentagon when some joker cuts me off. And wouldn't you know it... total coincident! Right on the fender I was about to slam into!"

As they don't say:

"Better a coincident than a $500 deductible."
by Ezra Soiferman January 9, 2004
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Crackcident

This is when you smoked way to much crack and you have to stay away from people for a while till you come back down to earth or people can understand what your saying
Where's Tina, oh she's at the Emergency Psych Unit recovering, I think she had a crackcident.
by ememememememememememem August 30, 2007
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cockidenty

To be Cocky and confindent
man that guy is cockidenty
by Joshierules April 13, 2010
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