cockmonkey

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

cockmongerer

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cockmongrel

1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.

2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate

"You're such a cockmongrel."

"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron)

The Homosexual (Gay) of the Auto Bots in Transformers. Unlike his fellow Auto Bots he does not like to fight, rather get "close" spend some time and "get to know" his leader Optimus Prime.

Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron): what are you doing.... we have all come to the agreement..... Your a faggot. I know its upsetting but during briefing when you were sitting on my lap..... It was very uncomfortable and I had to address the problem with the other Auto Bots immidiately

by the greatest man in the world March 3, 2009

shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

by mysteriousman July 19, 2004

cockmonster

(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.

That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!

by cm victim January 13, 2008