Cockwomble

An overly officious oaf or spiteful person.

Someone who takes great delight in the misery of others by being deliberately obtuse and ignorant.

"I couldn't get into the nightclub. That cockwomble on the door said I didn't look like the photo on my ID card!"

"That cockwomble neighbour has let his dog shit on my lawn again!"

by Celebavari May 12, 2014

cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble

by spiddeer April 4, 2020

Cockwobbler

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.

Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.

by TrevBot June 7, 2013

Cockwomble

An utterly worthless individual

David Cameron is nothing but a cockwomble

by Darmtoerist September 15, 2016

Cockwomble

A man who has sex with multiple woman but not at the same time. They usually have a long term partner & likes to pretend they're happy but really he's sticking his c**k in other women.

Did you hear about Philip? he's been a cockwomble again!
Oh fgs! Why can't he just be faithful to one person.
You know a cockwomble thinks with the wrong head!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn August 30, 2022

Cackwomble

Like Cockwomble, Cackwomble is an insult that is directed at females of a dislikeable disposition.

She is a complete cackwomble.

by the patrol April 1, 2015

cockwomblingspunkflute

(noun) A person, more often male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or spouting constant untruths while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance as well as a desperate need to fit in

Stefan is a cockwomblingspunkflute of the highest order!

by RectileDysfunktion May 13, 2020