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Cock-blocking Scooby Doo

Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.

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Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone

Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
by rissie2q January 19, 2013
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
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Olympic Cock blocking

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.
by sweetrod willy March 5, 2010
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Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
by Sweatshop February 16, 2010
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double cock blocking

Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.
*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me
by ahhsay May 9, 2010
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Cock blockin/ cock blocking

Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.
Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.
by FooGe March 26, 2004
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Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016
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