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Cock-a-doodle-do 

The erect form of a penis. Only comes when a man is horny
Matthew: Sara I have cock-a-doodle-do

Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??

Cock A Doodle Snooze 

When a girl falls asleep giving a guy a blow job.
Mary: "Jen! What happened to your forehead?"
Jen: "Mike punched me 'cuz I took a little Cock A Doodle Snooze lastnight."

cock-a-doodle douchebag 

A totally random dude who thinks his opinions outweigh all others, making him somehow better than anyone, but really he's just a troll in expensive shoes living off someone else's money.
Dude thinks he's so wise with the way he loves dumping his opinion everywhere, but we all know he's a cock-a-doodle douchebag.

Cock a doodle moo 

When you get a mcdouble and put a hot and spicy mcchicken in between the patties

Best way to get two different proteins in the same meal
Friend 1: wanna go to McDonalds??
Friend 2: yeah what are u getting
Friend 1: a cock a doodle moo, duh!
Cock a doodle moo by toit man December 3, 2020

cock a doodle woo 

When a woo girl is our with her friends for a night on the town and either takes home or goes home with a guy and gets dick down that is in fact a cock a doodle woo
What happened to Samantha last night I didn’t see her on the party bus. She went home with that guy in Wranglers I think she got cock a doodle woo

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm 

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."