coworkerzoned

When a coworker, with whom you are friends, declares you to be "merely a coworker" thereby terminating the friendship.

My good friend at work, who happens to be very attractive and who I would totally ask out on a date if we did not work together, has totally coworkerzoned me. No more friendly banter or coffee talk. I have been demoted and expelled from the friendzone.

by 45t3r15k April 15, 2014

Co-worker Hitlering

When an annoying co-worker keeps bothering you so you fart every chance you get to create a large gas cloud to keep them away

Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas

by hitlering-co-worker May 7, 2018

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

by floorfly November 15, 2010

coworkership

The relationship between coworkers.

I'm in a really healthy coworkership with Samiyah.

by wordslut2317 November 17, 2017

Cowoker

Someone you associate with who is also woke as you are.

my cowoker and I were discussing race relations and the poor response from the government in light of current events.

by Duff55 June 23, 2021

that one co worker

thattttt one person that ruins your life by stealing your wife

That one co worker, CKRajaKA THE TING GOES PA PAKAKAKA BOOM

by YouRe pseudonym September 26, 2017

coworked

When your standing around doing nuthin and your manager/supervisor catches you.Gives you a lecture on how important it is to stay busy even if all your work is covered and adds his/her dumb ass quote "If there's time to lean,there's time to clean."

Johnny worked at your local fast food spot.Johnny was throwing ketchep on the drive thru floor to watch them explode as the cars ran them over.Johnny threw 2 pakets out the window before the next car rolled up.In the car was his manager on break.End result Johnny in the drive thru picking up ketchup packets.
a.k.a jonhhy got coworked

by jumbliah October 4, 2006