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clutching 

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
clutching by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024
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CLUTCHING 

Clutching is another word for someone having a budget on money and using wisdom in their financial distributions.

May apply to people who have businesses, student debt, etc.
"She clutching down BIG TIME!"
CLUTCHING by CyborgQueen March 13, 2025

Dutch Clutching 

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.
Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...
Dutch Clutching by McLame July 30, 2020

Oral clutching 

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.
Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”
Oral clutching by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021

whatchu clutching for? 

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.
Damn bro, whatchu clutching for?

Butt Clutching

The art of stuffing the best loot in your safe pocket in Arc Raiders
Man that raid was crazy I was just butt clutching and getting out.
Butt Clutching by ShadowHegemon November 25, 2025

Double-clutching

The act of returning to the bathroom to wipe your ass after an earlier shit.
“I had a thousand wiper this morning I need to go double-clutch it” double-clutch/double-clutching