Closeted Couple

A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.

When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'

When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.

by The watcher of Wayne's world. March 12, 2012

Cloee

Cloee is not any other girl.cloee is a girl who will make your day with even just looking at her.she is the best friend you can tell all your secrets and she won't tell a soul.she is so weird and she so weird it makes you laugh.when you first meet her she seems a little bossy and shy but as the years go by she cones out of her shell and puts down no mercy on with her weird love and her poofy hair that you spend hours talking and doing her hair her hazil eyes are the most cutest hazil eyes you will see.she will make you smile.she will cry when you cry she wiuld someone over you if you meet my cloee dont take her for granted. shes cloee Watkins

Cloee is the bestest friend any one could ever have.

by BFFSFOEVER10 April 16, 2019

closter

a town full of people who hang out behind the burger king and smoke the weed typically rich kids who are all emo and slit there wrist and cry about nothing and have a myspace

that kid is drinking cheap ass beer he's so not closter

by rachel April 7, 2005

Closeted Gay

A gay that has not come into their sexuality. ie; Nate Tompkins

Nate is a prime example of a closeted gay.

by kylxren January 9, 2019

Clouted judgment

To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.

Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment

by CloutMasterKenobi February 19, 2019

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

closter

a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.

I was raised in closter.

by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019