Northern Valley

A part of north-east New Jersey that consists of Harrington Park, Northvale, Norwood, Old Tappan, Rockleigh, Closter, Demarest, and Haworth. It is also known as "The North Valley" or "The NV".

"Yeah bruh, I grew up in the Northern Valley."

by Suburbs_Savage April 19, 2016

dts

abbreviation for “down the shore”. We use it here in Jersey, idt anyone else does tho

I’m going dts

by Suburbs_Savage September 09, 2018

lasalle university

lasalle university is a pretty good school in a shitty neighborhood in philadelphia, pa. it’s very mixed with all types of classes, races, genders, you name it. the basketball team is really good and the dining halls are literally never open. the frat parties are not that fun, they’re just excuses to get drunk and do something on a weekend night. and females get roofied too often. also it’s not uncommon to get robbed on campus or to hear gunshots bussing a few blocks away, so don’t be stupid and walk around by yourself at night.

I go to lasalle university.

by Suburbs_Savage December 29, 2019

closter

a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.

I was raised in closter.

by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019

Castel Volturno

Located in Campania, Italy. It was once a seaside getaway now turned into a slum full of Nigerian immigrants and run by the Nigerian Mafia under the Italian Mafia.

Castel Volturno is a Nigerian slum in Italy.

by Suburbs_Savage March 17, 2021

nvd

nvd is a pretty big high school in demarest, nj. everyone has their own clique and outside of that no one fwu. nvd's official name is "northern valley regional high school demarest" but everyone calls it "northern valley demarest". it's a good school, and a lot of people go there just for that. outside of the good education, the environment of the school is super depressing. this school helps you when it's time to go to college because it looks good on applications, but it will not teach you anything about the real world. kids who go on to college after going to nvd are usually shocked to see how life really is.

I went to nvd.

by Suburbs_Savage January 02, 2020

Closter

A small middle-class suburban Korean neighborhood in north-east New Jersey.

I live in Closter, New Jersey.

by Suburbs_Savage September 05, 2016