Count Cockula

When a a girl/guy is fucking another girl/guy and an accident occurs in the process of oral or penitration where an amount of blood eminates from said persons genitils/other body part.

"Did you hear what happened to (said chick)?!"
"Yeah I heard she was giving (said guy) a blowjob and his dick started to bleed!"
"Dude she's such a count cockula!"

by theshortbusrider June 25, 2009

Cockulant

When a person, usually male but also could be female acts like such a jerk or a dick they are acting cockulant

Our manager is so mean today I wonder what is making him so cockulant?

by mistressd November 15, 2015

cockulator

A swift swash with a calculor to the cock.
The male version of the bonchulator

That bitch done dropped me to the floor with that crochulator.

by Krispy February 27, 2004

Cronkular

A very amazing color, Its the color you see right as you open your eyes on a sunny summer morning, almost like an easter dream. Not one certain color, but you would know it when you saw it.

1. Wow, Nice Cronkular colored shirt.
2. Bitch please, Dont flatter me, You only see Cronkular when you just open your eyes.

by Earl- March 23, 2009

cockulary

See ricockulous, substitute for "dictionary"

by Viper November 21, 2002

.clocklava

Anime tiktoker who physically cannot hit no matter how hard she tries. Stupid dumb idiot They should delete their goofy account and go find their dad

.clocklava? yeah i heard of them. Wish i didnt.

by fwbrentismyfather April 23, 2022

Clockulate

The act or procedure of setting multiple wind-up clocks in sync to the exact same time

Hold on for a moment please, can you not see that I'm busy right now trying to clockulate all of these damn wind-up clocks!

by Lance Ray June 3, 2021