Cloaking

The act of establishing communication with another individual via the internet, dating, app, or other online service, and arranging a date at an agreed upon destination just to have one party not show leaving the other in confusion after they try to re-establish communication and find out the person has erased all record of conversation and online existence leaving the cloaked victim in disappointment and disgust.

Johnny was chatting intensely with Angela on Tinder, and arranged a date at the local pub, but Johnny to stand up and avoid Angela altogether. Angela showed up on time, but Johnny was nowhere to be found. Johnny cowardly deleted his Tinder profile and avoided public places for 2 weeks in case he ran into Angela. Johnny was too immature and was cloaking her.

by Vaimaster7 April 13, 2019

CLOAKBOMB

When you pinch your foreskin shut and proceed to fill it with urine untill the moment it bursts; hopefully in a females face.

Trump gave hillary a cloakbomb in the face!

by Nasty Nate Dogg 411 September 21, 2017

Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....

#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick

by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010

God's Cloak

An invisible jacket worn by a person that can preach God's commandments but behind Closed doors commit the 7 most deadly sins

Don't hide behind God's cloak with me, I know you

by PRETTY IN COPPER January 25, 2017

cloaca

Bird pussy

Person 1: Man i wanna fuck a bird in its pussy

Person 2: You mean its cloaca?

by clover da goblin September 12, 2020

Cloakfest

Noun. The gathering of people for Medieval re-enactment eg: SCA or any sort of Live Action Role Playing. Typically derogative, but humorous.

Abrev; "Cloak Festival"

"My quiver matches my cape for Cloakfest this weekend."
"I quaffed so much mead at Cloakfest that my bodice is festy."

by Andrew and Mary February 3, 2004

wizard's cloak

long unshorn female pubic hair.

Her wizard's cloak was glorious.

by wielder of the wooden spoon. November 28, 2009