clocked on

Literally means 'realised' or 'understood', virtually always said after just - just clocked on (just realised)

Person A: "Oh, he was joking."

Person B: "Yeah, I just clocked on."

by Spice Tropics May 6, 2013

Cold Clocked

getting socked in the face during an altercation

That girl schneider cold clocked that b**** and broke her nose!

by K.Babyy February 7, 2010

clocked

To get caught out, usually by feds (police)

oh shit, jarvis, drop that zoot, we bin clocked!!!

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

clocked

To completly smash a video game. Meaning you get perfect scores and without losing a single life.

Holy shit Billy Mitchell clocked pac man.

by gamer_clocked June 23, 2009

Clocked

Coming from the definition of being punched in the face and knocked out, clocked is a new stoner metaphor for when one is cooked and tired.

person 1: “fuck ive had too many cones i’m so clocked”
person 2: “aha you fucking clocked cunt”

by d1ldo_swaggins5 December 25, 2020

I just clocked

To just clock means to just realise

1: Hey Amy how you doing?
2: I'm good thanks, you?
1: I'm goodtoo, oooh I just clocked, you dyed your hair

by I just clocked April 12, 2015

clocked life

Someone who thinks they have made it (or they literally have), feeling on top of the world. Clocked the game of life.

Chris clocked life, he got so wasted last night and didn't give a fuck about anyone apart from his best friends. He has everything anyone could dream of.

by ChrisClocksLife May 11, 2014