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Clemsoning

In college football, beating two top-ten ranked SEC teams in a row or beating multiple ranked SEC teams in a season.
I can't believe how the ACC is Clemsoning the SEC this year.
by JessePalmerDoucheBag September 20, 2013
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Clemson

Form of STD generally in the shape of a "paw" found in the genitals by most Tiger fans.
I heard he has the Clemson", " I can't believe he gave me the Clemson!" "I thought it was herpes, turns out its the Clemson!!
by Cockthis October 22, 2010
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Clems

Geordie slang

Generic adjective used to denote male or female sexual body parts, usually the testicles.
Bugger me, it's hot enough in here to boil yer clems!

Stop whining or I'll kick you in the clems.
by Crimson Queen August 14, 2008
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Clemsoning

The act of fingering another man's butthole, without consent. Typically occurs within the confines of a gridiron football game, but is not necessarily limited to that context.
The opposing fan base was outraged after someone posted footage of a player Clemsoning one of our guys.
by Treemange January 6, 2017
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Clemson

1.) Go north until you smell it, then west until you step in it.

2.) A gathering place for rednecks and rednecks who try to act like preppy fags.
1. Everyone check your shoes I think we've reached Clemson.

2. Doesn't that fine young Clemson boy look good in that Lacoste shirt, chinos, sperry's and chew in his mouth?
by Rockhardgamecock April 30, 2010
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Clemstrode

The act of your testicles swelling to the size of clementines/tangerines, only to have the skin peel away to reveal a sweet, orangy inside, excellent for baking.
Cheer up, you catch the clemstrode or something?

I was going to suck his dick, but realized he had caught the clemstrode.
by streetflash December 15, 2008
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Clems

Only the most amazing delicious awesome chicken place this side of Kentucky.
Located on the main drag of Newtown in Sydney, Australia.
This place is regularly talked about and hashtagged, especially on the Facebook page Newtown 2042.
It's so good that not even another chicken shop charging $5 for a burger, chips and a drink could even compete.
by wraith00 April 10, 2017
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