When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.
Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.
by Kokomoa February 3, 2014
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Chair Force Guy: You serve?
Jarhead: Yes.
Chair Force Guy: What unit?
Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.
Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.
Jarhead: Yes.
Chair Force Guy: What unit?
Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.
Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.
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Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao
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Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao
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Get the meat crayon mug.The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."
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