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A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
cleaner by inane5 March 17, 2005
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Asda Bog Cleaner 

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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Texaco Cleanse 

After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.
I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.

wiener cleaner 

noun: anyone who gives head.
I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.
wiener cleaner by the storm drains September 28, 2009

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clexanne by harukasakuraifan June 11, 2021

reverse vacuum cleaner

A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.
Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!

Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?

Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!

Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!

one handed spear cleaner 

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy
any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner
one handed spear cleaner by Snarfy December 18, 2011